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The collective face plant of 2016/ Hopeful predictions for 2017

“I was afraid I was going to die and then I was afraid I wasn’t” – Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian. 2016. Where were you, when you found out I wouldn’t be receiving my present of Christmas turkey from my work? Up yours, 2016. It’s all my fault of course, for having the audacity to be away on the only day they distribute the company gifts of holiday-themed … Continue reading The collective face plant of 2016/ Hopeful predictions for 2017

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Predictions for 2016/ Everyone gets fat

The future. Immense and unknowable. Truly, who can predict what is is to come? Me. I can.   By this point, all New Year’s resolutions will have failed. Gun control is tentatively introduced in America following the tragic death of Grumpy Cat, who was caught in cross fire whilst touring an elementary school. Facebook users around the world add a Grumpy Cat filter to their Facebook profile pics … Continue reading Predictions for 2016/ Everyone gets fat

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